Dublin Snow Chaos! Budget Day Chaos!

Everything Chaos! Even you!

It’s almost here!

Chaos poster, december 7th, 7:30pm, budget day special and a tribute to capitalism: No Presents for Christmas

Objections May Be Closer Than They Appear

Our lineup is nearly complete! It is nearly final! It is nearly Chaos. And in case you didn’t get our mailout, or in case you got our mailout and didn’t read it, there are a few things we should point out. I’m going to put them into a list for you.

1. we’re now selling by the table. Tables are generally for teams of four, but never forget how for sale we are and for just how cheap, and that Jane is actually off all sweets except for one treat per week until Christmas, but that both Chaosettes are friends with cheese.

2. Speaking of cheese, the People’s Republic of Chaos would like to thank Sheridan’s Cheese for helping to sponsor our night. They’ve made it possible for us to give away FREE CHEESE. Kind of like the EU cheese, but not some manky disgusting shit.

3. Speaking of disgusting shit, in the spirit of helping the rich to get richer, if your team comes dressed up like rich people (interpret this as freely as you wish), The People’s Republic of Chaos Thaoghaire will frontload five euro off the door price. That’s right, instead of paying 30 euro per team, you’ll only pay 25. Now isn’t that better than paying 6.7% interest on 85 billion euro? Isn’t it?

4. Speaking of “Isn’t it?”, we’re getting ready to announce a really killer lineup. No, seriously, these people could actually kill you. I don’t mean they will, I just mean that they could. In theory.

5. We’re thinking of adopting the Sheridan’s logo as our national flag. Do you think they’d mind?

Will we see you next Tuesday?

I love when I get to write that.

Chaos poster, december 7th, 7:30pm, budget day special and a tribute to capitalism: No Presents for Christmas

Objections May Be Closer Than They Appear

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